It came to the Internet's attention this morning that searching on the phrase "completely wrong" in Google's Image Search turned up dozens of photos of GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney.

When radio host Tom Joyner asked his Morning Show guest Barack Obama what the hell happened at the first presidential debate, the president didn't equivocate or offer up any excuses.

It's been nearly a week since the first presidential debate, but the Obama campaign hopes Mitt Romney's Big Bird gaffe is still strong enough in the minds of voters that an ad lampooning the GOP nominee's vow to "crack down on Sesame Street" will slow down the post-debate momentum evident in the latest Pew Research poll.

Riding high on the latest Pew poll numbers which put him in the lead by 4 points among likely voters, Mitt Romney turned down a request from Nickelodeon to appear in its quadrennial "Kids Pick the President" special.

Mitt Romney surprised a bunch of schoolchildren in Fairfield, Virginia, today by making an unexpected pit stop at their elementary school.

Mitt Romney just finished delivering a speech called "The Mantle of Leadership" at the Virginia Military Institute in Lexington. It was billed by his campaign as a major foreign policy speech.

President Obama was mostly MIA during the first presidential debate, so here, instead, is a video of GOP nominee Mitt Romney losing last week's debate to his greatest foe: Mitt Romney.

The only way to properly explain actress Stacey Dash's eternal youth is through a combination of essential oils and daily soaks in slipper tubs overflowing with the blood of newborn.

Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion now, I guess?) won't be voting for Mitt Romney.

After spending five years watching a diffident political compromiser campaign for and occupy the White House, Democrats were still shocked that Wednesday's debate didn't reveal Barack Obama: Political Nut-Cutter.

When secretly taped footage surfaced of Mitt Romney at a $50,000-a-plate fundraiser telling attendees that 47% of all voters have the audacity to believe they are "entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it," he was asked to explain what the hell that was supposed to mean.

The real loser of last night's presidential debate: Jim Lehrer, who didn't do a whole lot.

Cecelia Crawford of Pike Road, Alabama, was more upset than most by Mitt Romney's vow to eliminate federal funding for PBS despite his affinity for Big Bird and Jim Lehrer.

Reaching for seemingly any reasonable explanation for Obama's stunning listlessness at yesterday's presidential debate, former Vice President Al Gore offered up a "controversial" suggestion: It's the altitude, stupid.

In its official statement following last night's presidential debate, Sesame Workshop responded to Mitt Romney's remark that he "likes Big Bird" but will cut PBS funding anyway by reiterating its policy as a nonpartisan, nonprofit organization not to comment on campaigns, quipping that at least "we can all agree that everyone likes Big Bird."

Threatening to cut PBS' funding — and therefore Jim Lehrer's job — wasn't the only way ole Massachusetts Mitt was impolite to Jim Lehrer at last night's debate. And the Democratic National Committee (eager to distract you from the President's lackluster performance last night) is already capitalizing.

So amid the barrage of very, very substantive numbers and equations we heard last night was this: Mitt Romney wants to cut marginal tax rates by 20% across the board. Most people agree that this action, taken on its own, would reduce federal receipts by $4.8 trillion over ten years. But! Romney says he will make up for that lost revenue by eliminating loopholes to the tune of $4.8 trillion over the next decade, so there won't really be a tax cut. Which raises the question: Why the fuck are you cutting taxes, then?

Many in the left-leaning media were extremely unhappy with Obama's performance during last night's presidential debate, but none made it clearer than MSNBC's Chris Matthews, who wailed like a Truth Siren at the president's feckless, listless first round.

By far the most viral sound bite produced during last night's presidential debate was Mitt Romney's line about cutting federal support for PBS, which was accompanied by the laugh-to-keep-from-crying line "I like PBS, I like Big Bird."

By every last account, President Obama did not do well against Mitt Romney in last night's presidential debate.