Amy Winehouse fainted at home yesterday and spent the night undergoing testing at a London hospital. So far the tests have proved inconclusive and doctors are stumped as to what exactly happened, which clearly means they're not reading the tabloids. [Reuters]
Remember how Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony said they were raising their new twins without a nanny? Well, that's apparently because the nanny quit. Now the house is full of screaming babies, and Marc has locked himself away to deal with the stress. [Star]
A pet shop employee in L.A. stopped Paris Hilton from buying yet another Yorkie puppy. Paris' reply? She started screaming "I want my baby!" [Page Six]
Brandon Davis freaked out in line for the bathroom at 1OAK last week, and yelled at a model for touching his wrist. Now he's in St. Tropez and saying he wants to move to Geneva. What a loss. [Page Six]
Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson spent Father's Day having lunch in Brooklyn with Kate's son Ryder, her ex Chris Robinson and his new girlfriend, and Lance's three kids. After surviving that mess, they went to an Iron Maiden concert. [People, NYP]
Britney Spears is paying $25,000 a week for round-the-clock security guards, whose jobs entail checking out every restaurant, hair salon, and coffee shop before Britney enters. [Janet Charlton]
Heidi Klum's got a new tattoo on her forearm and it might say Seal, but nobody's really gotten a good enough look at it to tell for sure. [E!]
The October cover of Marie Claire is going to feature all the female stars of He's Just Not That Into You, except for Jennifer Connelly, who was possibly booted from the shoot because she pissed off Jennfier Aniston. [Life & Style via Celebitchy]
Kanye West didn't take the stage at his own concert until 4:25 a.m. Once he got around to getting on stage, most of his fans started chanting "Kanye sucks" and throwing glow sticks at him. [NYDN]
Celine Dion is suing the architect working on her Jupiter Island mansion because he didn't want to design the octagonal room she wanted, and caused year-long delays in the building process. [Page Six]
Gossip Girl starts filming again on Thursday, and Chase Crawford says this season they'll be shooting on location in the Hamptons. [People]
On her reality show, Denise Richards says she has five dogs, but people who know her say she actually has 20, plus five cats, three pigs, and several guinea pigs. Via her rep, Denise does admit to having 10 dogs, but says it's okay because she lives on a ranch. Okay! [Page Six]
The girls on The Girls Next Door aren't getting along. Holly and Kendra apparently hate each other so much they can't be in the same room, which makes shooting a reality show together tough. [TMZ]
