It's no fun living near Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Neighbors in the West Village say the two are "spoiled brats" since they have bodyguards posted outside their apartment on West 13th Street who make neighbors get off the stoop whenever the twins are arriving home, and the twins keep SUVs idling in front of the building for hours at a time. [P6]
Justin Timberlake has been hinting to friends that he and Jessica Biel may get married soon. [MSNBC]
Ashley Dupre doesn't like it when randoms make fun of her on the street. [P6]
Star Jones' new relationship with chef Herb Wilson? The two actually first dated 10 years ago back when she was fat. [NYDN]
Jennifer Lopez is throwing Marc Anthony a birthday bash at the Bowery Hotel on Sunday. [In Touch]
Amy Winehouse isn't getting any better. She was spotted stumbling out of a club at 3:30 AM. [Daily Mail]
Tara Reid's rep says her C-list client is not engaged. [E!]
Tom Cruise supposedly gave Kirsten Dunst a framed copy of the Scientology Code of Honor. How sweet. [Mirror]
Minnie Mortimer, the wife of filmmaker Stephan Gaghan and sister-in-law of Tinsley, is pregnant. [Park Avenue Peerage]
Carl Icahn, Leon Black, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, and Bo Dietl were just some of the guests at Howard Lorber's 60th birthday party this week. [P6]
John Mayer might be getting back together with a Florida waitress named Maria Marin. [The Sun]
Nello Balan thinks the Four Seasons is a "geriatric restaurant." [P6]
DMX is in police custody again, after being extradited from Miami to Phoenix yesterday. [E!]
Michael Jackson took his kids on a secret trip to the Midwest to see where he grew up. [Janet Charlton]
Dylan McDermott was "all over" newly-single Heather Graham at a party Tuesday night. [P6]
Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow went to a Madonna concert together in London. [ET]
Sarah McLachlan and her husband, Ashwin Sood, have called it quits. [E!]
Michael Phelps caused a frenzy at Blue Ribbon Sushi Wednesday night: fans kept sending over bottles of alcohol, which he and his friends gladly drank. [P6]
Tony Romo refuses to fool around with Jessica Simpson for two days before his football games. [Star via NYDN]
Rob Corddry's wife Sandra is pregnant with the couple's second child. [People]
Laila Ali gave birth to a baby boy named Curtis Muhammad Conway Jr. [ET]