ScarJo Gets Hitched
♦ Scarlett Johansson is a married woman: She tied the knot with actor Ryan Reynolds in a small ceremony outside of Vancouver on Saturday. [Us]
♦ Heather Locklear was arrested for driving under the influence of prescription drugs in Montecito, CA, on Saturday. [NYP]
♦ Heath Ledger's daughter Matilda will inherit his entire estate, which is estimated to be worth $20 million. [NYP]
♦ Tommy Hilfiger says he and Dee Ocleppo are still very much together and he has not moved back in with his ex-wife, despite rumors to the contrary last week. [P6]
♦ Are Topper and Tinsley Mortimer splitting up? [Radar]
♦ Jermaine Dupri vomited on Janet Jackson's lap during his birthday party at Tenjune. [P6]
♦ Michael Lohan says Lindsay doesn't have a restraining order against him and isn't getting one, and if she needs protection from anyone it's from Samantha Ronson. [Access Hollywood]
♦ According to a new book written by a former Mademoiselle editor, Conde Nast encourages staffers to stay thin, even if they have to starve themselves or do drugs. [P6]
♦ Dennis Quaid would prefer if Meg Ryan didn't talk about their failed marriage. [R&M]
♦ The family derated by Ivana Trump on a recent Continental flight has filed a complaint with the airline. [P6]
♦ Bennett Miller's not-so-press-savvy assistant-turned-girlfriend is making an appearance in next month's Vogue. [P6]
♦ Don't use your BlackBerry at the table when The Real Housewives' Countess Luann de Lesseps is nearby. [P6]
♦ Jack Osbourne, crime fighter! The son of Ozzy caught a mugger in London. [UPI]