This image was lost some time after publication.

♦ Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky are getting married tonight. Mark Consuelos, the husband of Kelly Ripa, is presiding over the ceremony. So if you have no plans and you'd like to see this bizarre menagerie of people for yourself, please show up at Le Cirque on East 58th Street. [P6]
♦ Despite rumors, Elisabeth Hasselbeck says she has no plans to leave the View for Fox News. [E!, People]
♦ Madonna and Alex Rodriguez may have had dinner together, although both of their reps deny it. [P6]
♦ Mark Ronson and Amy Winehouse are working together on a new song. Hopefully it'll turn out better than their last attempt at a collaboration, which "ended in tears." [Mirror]

♦ Lara Logan's office at CBS is full of mementos she brought back from Baghdad, which just might make her a looter. [P6]
♦ Demi Moore has been hanging out with Michael Phelps to try and convince him to star in a reality show that Ashton Kutcher is producing. [Janet Charlton]
♦ Jill Ishkanian, the woman who called 911 on Heather Locklear, made $27,000 off the photos she snapped of Heather getting arrested. [NYDN]
♦ Even Sarah Palin's own sister thinks Tina Fey's impression of the VP candidate is "dead on." [People]
♦ Jimmy Smits grabbed a real knife instead of a prop knife during a fight scene for Dexter, and stabbed the stuntman by accident. [Daily Star]
♦ Are Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal drifting apart? [Star]
♦ Is something weird happening to Catherine Zeta-Jones' face? [NYDN]
♦ Dancing with the Stars winner Helio Castrovenes has been indicted for tax fraud. [National Enquirer]
♦ Natalie Cole was released from the hospital yesterday, where she'd been since September after having a bad reaction to her Hepatitis C medication. [People]