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• Is Madonna leaning on her friends to hire boy-toy Jesus Luz so he can remain in the country legally? It's possible! [P6]
• Tyra Banks is expected to take the stand this week at the trial of the man accused of stalking her and threatening her staff. [NYDN, NYP]
• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are sending their attorneys after the couple's former bodyguard to ensure he doesn't write a tell-all about life in the Brangelina home. [NYDN]
• Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault had a second wedding in Venice this weekend; guests on hand for the occasion included Anna Wintour, Ed Norton, Stella McCartney, Bono, Charlize Theron, Woody Harrelson, Lucy Liu, Penelope Cruz, and Javier Bardem. [NYDN, People]
• Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tied the knot this weekend, too, although the event featured fewer A-listers and many more MTV cameras. [People]

• Get ready for one more celeb wedding: Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are reportedly getting hitched in Italy in May. [P6]
• Brad Pit took Maddox, Pax, and his own parents to Niagara Falls on Saturday, in case you're keeping track. [Star]
• Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson apparently "reunited" over the weekend, which is very reassuring to hear, of course. [NYDN, Us]
• Kate Winslet supposedly got hit on by a bunch of high-school guys the other day, who "kept commenting on her big, hot booty." [P6]
• Donald Trump's son (Barron) and granddaughter (Kai) are soon going to be attending the same pre-school on the Upper East Side. Creepy. [P6]
• Chelsea Clinton donated the chance to have "lunch or brunch" with her to Sidwell Friends School’s annual benefit auction this year. [MSNBC]
• Guy Ritchie has reportedly bought a home just 200 yards away from Madonna's place in London so they can be "as close as possible." [Sun]
• Mel Gibson's Russian mistress might be pregnant. Also, she might have some sort of connection to Ted Kennedy, who may have helped her parents get a visa to come to the United States. [Sun, R&M]
• Claire Danes has asked Mamie Gummer to be a bridesmaid in her wedding to Hugh Dancy. [People]
• Rihanna's lawyers have filed a motion asking the court to return the $1.4 million in jewelry she was wearing during her fight with Chris Brown. [Luxist]
• Hugh Grant brought four women to Jessica Stam's birthday party. [NYDN]
• Rachel McAdams might be moving to the East Village. [NYDN, P6]
• Jamie Lynn Spears' baby daddy Casey Aldridge is recovering from a fractured skull after getting in a car accident on Saturday. [NYDN]
• Mary-Kate Olsen's rumored paramour Bradley Cooper wore the same outfit three times last week, which is obviously unacceptable. [NYDN]
• Mutual of Omaha is suing Oprah for the right to use the phrase "aha moment" in an ad campaign. [E!]
• The State of California has filed a $284K tax lien against Snoop Dogg. [TMZ]
• Golden Girl Bea Arthur died at her home on Saturday. She was 86. [NYP]