Sorry, no nude Emma Watson pics. Is The Situation's brother riding on his coattails? Lily Allen's in the hospital and Danielle Staub is dating a dude and a woman at the same time. Sunday Gossip Roundup does not disappoint.

  • Jessica Alba and Kat Dennings' boobs recently hit the Internet, but those pictures of topless Emma Watson aren't real. Apparently they've been making the rounds at Brown, where Watson's a student. Says her rep: "There have been a number of nude fakes over the past two months. Emma has seen them and finds them tiresome. People should know better.' You'll have to wait until she stars in Equus. [DailyMail]
  • Is Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's brother leeching off his fame? It appears 31 year-old Marc Sorrentino is capitalizing on The Situation's star power by acting as his de facto manager (even though he's got a manager already). He recently scored a free Bently from The Situation, the result of a deal he put together. Marc was recently in the news after a woman accused him of trapping her in his limo. So, some of the doughiness is rubbing off, too. [P6]
  • British pop star Lily Allen is in the hospital with the blood poisoning condition Ssepticaemia. A rep says she's improving. [US Weekly]
  • Want to know what famous people will be running the New York Marathon today? Al Roker, Chilean miner Edison Pena, Survivor: Africa winner Ethan Zohn, Anthony "Goose" Edwards. Also, all those excellent professional long-distance runners who are celebrities in the tiny world of professional long-distance runners, but who cares, because maybe they've competed in the olympics but have they ever been trapped in a freaking mine for months?[People]
  • Hey, look, known bisexual Real Housewife Danielle Staub is dating both a man and a woman at the same time. "They're not really that happy about each other," she says. [Popeater]
  • Former Tiger Woods mistress and current something Rachel Uchitel is suing a rehab center for not refunding her $1,5000 security deposit. Except they didn't return her deposit because her dog shit all over the room and she didn't clean it up. Maybe Gloria Allred will represent her. [TMZ]
  • Dina Lohan will appear on the Today Show again tomorrow.[TMZ]
  • Dancing with the Stars dancer Karina Smirnoff is engaged to pro baseball player Brad Penny. There's sort of a funny story behind how Penny asked Smirnoff to marry him: One night her manager told her that "the president of twitter" wanted to meet her at a restaurant. But it was Penny, and he asked her to marry her. [Radar]
  • Here's some vintage gossip: Turnsout that Billy Joel's 1983 hit "Uptown GIrl," was not about his future wife Christie Brinkley, who starred in the video for the song. I twas actually about rival model Ella Macpherson. Someone travel back in time and cause a scandal in the 80s! [Daily Mail]
  • If you're interested in teen stars, you might be interested in this: The rumors that 17 year-old Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice was dating 20-year-old actor Nicholas Hoult (who just got the role of Beast in the upcoming X-Men film) are not true. So, yeah, go tell your 12-year-old. [E!]