Google Honcho's Ex-Mistress Says She Was Attacked by Flight Attendant
Has Apple's war on Google soared to 30,000 feet? Marcy Simon, erstwhile mistress of Google chairman Eric Schmidt, has taken to Twitter to report her "abuse" at the hands of a United flight attendant.
We think it's no coincidence, though, that Simon, whom Schmidt hired to run PR for Google's iPhone-killing Android project, complained of being struck by "a MAC." The lesson? Don't be evil, and by evil, we mean a person who flies commercial.