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Gawker Stalker: Elijah Wood Emphatically Not a Gay

Jessica · 09/14/05 12:40PM

In this plus-size Fashion Week Edition: Elijah Wood making out with a female, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty looking lovey-dovey, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams not, Condee Rice, Anna Wintour, Tom Brady making out sans girlfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal, Drew and Fab, Leo and Gisele, Kate Winslet and Mark Ruffalo, Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osborne, and Michelle Trachtenberg looking for booze, Mary-Kate eating, Ashley taking a test, Matt Damon, Nicole Richie, Nicky Hilton and Fabian Basabe, Tara Reid, Linda Evangelista, the Black Eyed Peas and Josh Duhamel, Lauren Ambrose, Sarah Jessica Parker, John Cho (Harold from the stoner movie) and Heather Graham, Jaime King, Lizzie Grubman, Rosario Dawson, and Jason Lewis, David Schwimmer, Pharrell, Brooke Shields, LL Cool J, Mary Stuart Masterson, Ellen Barkin, Karolina Kurkova, Chris Martin, Joan Allen, Kiernan Culkin, Yoko Ono, Steve Schirripa, Steven Pasquale, Taye Diggs, Hope Davis, Macy Gray, Ryan Cabrera, Efren Ramirez, Chris Barrett, and Lydia Hearst, Cynthia Rowley, Parker Posey, Ric Ocasek, Canucks Dermot Mulroney and Mike Myers, B.D. Wong, Richard Branson, and Nicholas Brendon.

The Bank's Gonna Seize Courtney Love's Soho Farm

Jessica · 08/31/05 01:25PM

Loyal substance-abuser Courtney Love's roost at 30 Crosby Street may be listed with Corcoran (of course!), but the 4,200-square-foot loft is facing foreclosure from The Man. Apparently our beloved lady in belligerence, who was clearly too busy making her own moonshine, has failed to make two $30,000 mortgage payments for July and August, and the Mercury Capital Group has filed suit. Love has borrowed a wee $3 million from the mortgage company, which would explain why she'd expect anyone to pay $5.5 million for a property that likely has syringes embedded in the floorboards.

Gawker Stalker: Angelina Jolie Has Several Men Who She Simply Calls When She Wants Dinner.

Jessica · 08/29/05 11:47AM

In this edition: Angelina Jolie does Ralph Fiennes and Robert DeNiro (in that order), Leonardo DiCaprio and Lukas Haas, Rosie O'Donnell, Holly Hunter and Gordon MacDonald, Gwen Stefani, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard, Mary Louise Parker and son, Phylicia Rashad, Usher, Jay-Z, Damon Wayans, Drew Barrymore and Fabrizio Moretti, Uma Thurman, Kip Pardue, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel, Alan Cumming, Jeff Goldblum, Gabriel Byrne, Julie Delpy, Lauren Bacall, Gaby Hoffman, Dean Cain, Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon, Michael Showalter, Morgan Spurlock and Lauren Bush.

Remainders: Courtney Love Back to Rehab

Jessica · 08/19/05 05:30PM

• Courtney Love admits that she's on drugs. Really?! You don't say. A judge has now sentenced her to long-term inpatient rehab, which means Comedy Central roasts will return to their typical suckiness. [Reuters]
• Already vote for Gawker Hotties but still itching to make your opinion count? Take on Bruni vs. William Grimes. [Amateur Gourmet]
• It's the moment you've been waiting for: Starting Monday, the San Fran Chronicle will run Sean Penn's thespiatic dispatches from his time in Iran. Goody. [E&P]
• Desperate Housewife Marcia Cross is so not a lesbian that she's even getting married to a man. [CNN]
• Meanwhile, former pin-up turned bad sitcom possibility Jenny McCarthy is getting divorced. Playboy reunion spread TK. [Us Weekly]
• Feast upon the full line-up for this year's New Yorker Festival, Indie Rock edition. Save your pennies now, tix go on sale August 25. [ProductshopNYC]
• Or don't buy tickets at all out of protest; far be it from you to support this week's Target-sponsored New Yorker abortion. [ChiST]

Gossip Roundup: Nicole Richie One -Ups Paris Hilton

Jessica · 08/12/05 11:40AM

• Upon hearing that Paris Hilton's latest cinematic venture was slated to flop on the same day as that of Nicole Richie, Team Nicole pushes up the release of Kids in America to October 21. That's what It's an exciting race to see who can shamelessly promote themselves first! [Page Six]
• Jessica Simpson fans rip her clothes off while she innocently tries to shop. Apparently, the starlet didn't enjoy this, and her lack of enthusiasm sends father Joe into a violent, Jesus-fuelled rage. [R&M (2nd item)]
• After Cannabis Culture editor Marc Emery was arrested in Vancouver for selling millions of dollars' worth of the good stuff, maybe High Times might want to reduce the number of seed-selling ads in their pages. [Lowdown]
• Fridays are for Friedman, and Roger is all atwitter for the release of Stevie Wonder's latest album. Pray for a Grammy, Rog. Just pray. [Fox411]

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams to Wed Seconds Before Baby Pops Out

Jessica · 08/11/05 07:40AM

Big news from the world of ambivalent celebrities: Actors Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams — often spotted out and about in Brooklyn being alternately "cute" or "greasy" — are reportedly engaged. At the LA premiere of The Brothers Grimm, the two made their first official appearance since Williams had grown visibly with-spawn; Williams was also seen sporting a large diamond ring on her engagement finger. (Does this mean we'll stop hearing about Ledger cavorting about town with cute women who aren't Michelle? Oh, we hope so.)