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In this rather ho-hum Monday edition: Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard, and a puppy; Scarlett and Harnett, Lindsay Lohan at Soho Grand, Adam Sandler, Nicole Kidman in DC, Morrissey and Johnny Marr, Willem Dafoe, John Mayer, Alec Baldwin, John McEnroe, Bill Clinton, Anderson Cooper, Michelle Branch, Nick Valensi, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, Molly Ringwald, Tate Donovan, Mariska Hargitay, Tom Ford, Carolyn Murphy, Aerin Lauder, Barbara Walters, Stephen King, Lesley Gore, Alexis Stewart, Holland Taylor, Annette Benning, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Sting, Marcus Schenkenberg, Fabian Basabe, Usher, Betsey Johnson, Tony Yayo, Brad Garrett, James Carville, Eddie Izzard, Jacinda Barrett, and Wayne Knight.

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In this costume-heavy edition: Scarlet Johansson, Josh Hartnett, and third wheel Michelle Trachtenberg, Sting and Trudie Styler, Giorgio Armani, Lindsay Lohan, Fabian Basabe, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard, Justin Timberlake, Usher, Taye Diggs, Cam ron, American Pie Alumni Jason Biggs and Eddie Kaye Thomas, Better Midler, Elvis John, Martha Stewart and Elvis Duran, Matt Damon, David Cross, Sigourney Weaver, the Strokes, John Cameron Mitchell, David Schwimmer, Ed Burns, Liv Tyler, Julianne Moore, Harvey Keitel, Justina Machado, Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany, Missy Elliot, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr, Sandra Bullock and her biker beau, Jimmy Fallon, Molly Shannon, Michael Stipe, Ivana Trump, Bebe Neuwirth, Alec Baldwin, Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, Tim Curry, Kathy Griffin, Richard Branson, and Ally Sheedy.

After two years of pregnancy, actress Michelle Williams has finally spit out actor Heath Ledger's baby girl, named Matilda (not a great name, but better than Inspektor Hazel and cute enough, we suppose, in an ugly hipster baby sort of way). The baby was born in Brooklyn, but the couple is otherwise incredibly private, so that's about all we've got for you on the matter. But? You can finally — finally! — stop spotting the previously ginormous version of Ms. Williams waddling around Brooklyn. And that, dear friends, is the miracle of life.

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In this edition of Gawker Stalker: Judith Miller, Matt Damon, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Padma Lakshmi, Mike Myers, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, Gemma Ward, Bono, Helena Christensen, Val Kilmer, Liev Schreiber, Sean Connery, Stephen Baldwin, Nick Stahl, Talib Kweli, Diane Keaton, Ja Rule, Marcia Cross, Diana Williams, Stanley Tucci, Steve Buscemi, Al Sharpton, Ralph Lauren, Giselle B ndchen, Keri Russell, The Kid from About a Boy (now 6 2 !), Nicholas Cage Michael Caine, Seann William Scott, Ken Burns, Gilbert Gottfried, Nicky Hilton, Star Jones, Wayne Knight, Jack Osbourne, and Damian Young.

In this edition of Gawker Stalker: P-Diddy, Derek Jeter, and Penelope Cruz dine out, Jon Stewart, Sean Connery, Anna Wintour, Katie Couric and Chris Botti, Peter Boyle, Jon Stewart again, Bill Clinton, Johnny Knoxville, Pharell, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Andre 3000, Diane Keaton, Barry Diller, Harvey Keitel, Heath Ledger, Sean William Scott, Dave Chappelle, Ashley Olsen, Lydia Hearst, Fabian Basabe, Jared Leto, Hillary Swank, John Cusack, Glenn Close, John Mayer, Chloe Sevigny, Alec and Stephen Baldwin, Alan Cumming, Joan Allen, Minnie Driver, LL Cool J, Sam Rockwell, Scott Speedman, Fisher Stevens, John Legend, Charlie Rose, Kal Penn, Michelle Trachtenberg, Christine Lahti, Bobby Cannavale, Eva Herzigova, Damon Dash, David Blaine, Janice Min, and Rick Solomon.

In this edition of Gawker Stalker: Sienna Miller has some choice words for the paparazzi, Natalie Portman, Dakota Fanning shoe shopping, Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett (ed: Scarnett?), Ashton and Demi, new Bond Daniel Craig, Paul Giamatti, Liv Tyler, Kirsten Dunst, Uma Thurman, Minnie Driver, Richard Gere, Carey Lowell, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Lili Tyler, Terry Gross, Elvis Costello, Kyra Sedgwick, Chris Martin, John Cusack, Bette Midler, Ben Affleck, Keri Russell, Claire Danes, A-Rod, Annie Leibowitz, Petra Nemcova, Julianne Moore, Bono, Billy Crystal, Dermot Mulroney, Catherine Keener, Jason Schwartzman, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Nick Nolte, John Waters, Donald Trump, Oliver Stone, Bob Costas, Hayden Christensen, Sarah Vowell, M.J. Blige, Russ and Kimora Simmons, Al Sharpton, Ice T and Coco, Rachel Hunter, Matthew Perry, Lisa Bonet, Cam'ron and Farnsworth Bentley, Mike Skinner from The Streets, Jon Brion, Joe Jackson, Billy Joel, Scott Speedman, Bridget Hall, and Lauren Hutton.

In this edition of Gawker Stalker: Julian Schnabel, Lou Reed, Jan Wenner, Michael Stipe, Patti Smith, Helena Christenson, Christina Applegate, Heather Graham, Max Weinberg, Maggie Gyllenhaal and (maybe) Peter Sarsgaard all at U2, Steve Buscemi, Sophia Coppola, Trey Anastasio, James Gandolfini on a Vespa, Nicole Kidman, Adrien Brody, Robert DeNiro, Jennifer Connolly and Paul Bettany, P. Diddy, Naomi Campbell, Owen Wilson Kirsten Dunst, Sigourney Weaver, Marcia Gay Harden, John Legend, Jessica Alba, Sean Paul, Glenn Close, Piper Perabo, Michael Imperioli, Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly, Ralph Fiennes, Scott Speedman, Michael C. Hall, Lauren Bacall, Julianne Moore, Rupert Everett, Janice Dickinson, David Blaine, Taye Diggs, Fabian Basabe, Uma Thurman, Willie Nelson, Ty Pennington, Veronica Webb, Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Schoeffling, Trey Anastasio, Anthony Edwards, and Robert Verdi.

In this edition of Gawker Stalker: Tim Robbins at the new La Esquina, a lengthy rumination on relationship between Noah Baumbach and Meryl Streep, Al Pacino giving the bird, Josh Harnett and Scarlett Johansson, David Bowie and Iman, Katie Couric and her Birkin bag, Bono and The Edge, Dennis Leary, Ralph Fiennes, Liam Neeson, and Gina Gershon at U2, William H. Macy, Willem Dafoe, Oliver Stone, Tony Kurtis, Lauren Bush, Frankie Muniz, Tommy Hilfiger, Tara Subkoff, Lenny Kravitz, Rachel Hunter, Al Sharpton, Isaac Mizrahi, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Julianna Margulies, Michelle Williams, Minnie Driver, Amy Poehler, Leslie Stahl, Matthew Modine, Amanda Lepore, Graham Norton, Kathleen Turner and Holland Taylor, John Pankow, Efren Ramirez and Chris Barrett, Scott Speedman, Carlos Leon, Jessica and Sasha Seinfeld, Aerin Lauder, Trey Anastasio, Clinton Kelly, John Cameron Mitchell, Curtis Sliwa, and... LES JEWELS!

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In this Michelle Williams/Heath Ledger-free edition of Gawker Stalker: Claire Danes, Jay-Z, Chris Rock, Matt Damon, Ed Burns and Christy Turlington, Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow, Liam Neeson, Kevin Bacon, Tina Fey, Kate Bosworth, Joss Stone, Amy Poehler, Neil Patrick Harris, Matthew Broderick, Topher Grace, David Schwimmer, Keri Russell, Jimmy Fallon, Christina Applegate, Leelee Sobieski, Woody Harrelson, Tony Curtis, Lindsay Lohan, Ric Ocasek from the Cars, Ashlee Simpson, Carolina Herrera, Mark Cuban, Tony Kushner, grungy Olsen Twins, David Wain from Stella, Peter Bogdonovich, Robin Givens, Molly Ringwald, and Lewis Black.

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