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Which Fashion Designer Infected Others with HIV?

Brian Moylan · 05/03/10 09:02AM

He was haunted by it until his dying day. This comedian was a terror on the set until his costar dumped him. This British singer stole her flack's canine name. We're all going to the dogs.

Katherine Heigl to Ruin All the Movies

Richard Lawson · 04/30/10 10:42AM

She aims to ruin every single one. Also today: Kristen Wiig is a movie star! A wonderful television program has been canceled. A new Stephen King TV series is in the works. And an important NCIS update.

Which Celebrity Couple Is Having Breast-Related Arguments?

Richard Lawson · 04/30/10 09:10AM

Today we have that wonderful parenting couple who can't decide between breast feeding and breast augmenting, another famous couple who secretly hate one another, and a not at all sober, not at all celibate actor.

Conan Talks Jay Leno On 60 Minutes: 'I Wouldn't Have Done That'

Richard Lawson · 04/29/10 04:08PM

On Sunday, the ancient news program will send out another broadcast from its nursing home, this time about that comedian its grandson likes, Conan O'Brien. CBS has released an excerpt, and it is vaguely juicy? Conan talks tough-ish about NBC.

High Society: The End of Civilization

Richard Lawson · 04/29/10 03:25PM

Oh my god it is over. There is no more High Society to be watched and now we can live in peace. Supposedly there is another season in the works, but let's pretend that's not true and say goodbye forever.

American Idol: Pushing Crazies

Richard Lawson · 04/29/10 12:50PM

We saw another contestant fall in the line of duty last night, and it was something of a surprise! Not that big of a surprise, there are few surprises when there are six people left, but still a surprise.

Katie Holmes Is Your Next First Lady

Richard Lawson · 04/29/10 09:56AM

No, aliens still can't run for president (unless they're named Barack Nobama!!). She's just playing a very famous one in a TV miniseries. Also today: exciting casting news about exciting actors, salary disputes, and Hollywood tragedies.

Which Famous Vegetarian's Boyfriend Slips Her Meat Secretly?

Brian Moylan · 04/29/10 09:30AM

Nothing like a hidden sausage to hit the spot. This celebrity is keeping her checkered past mysterious. This young-looking actor has a DL coke problem. This socialite is broadcasting trysts with her surreptitious younger lover. Secrets don't make friends!

Let's Never Watch The Hills Again

Richard Lawson · 04/28/10 02:15PM

Forget Arizona. We're going to boycott The Hills this season, because it's managed to go from mildly amusing horrorshow to something far more sinister. It's a dark and ugly show, with no redeeming value. Don't watch it.

The City: Walk of Shame

Brian Moylan · 04/28/10 01:39PM

We were too busy paying good money to see Courtney Love sleepwalk through a 45-minute set at Terminal 5 last night to watch the season premiere of The City. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was on the job.

Glee: Burt and Earnest

Brian Moylan · 04/28/10 12:30PM

Kristin Chenoweth's boozy April Rhodes was back last night as our favorite musical misfits gave us a double dose of Burt Bacharach songs. It was a doozy downer of an episode, but we still shed some tears of joy.

American Idol: Looks Like We Made It

Richard Lawson · 04/28/10 12:06PM

Last night's singing blitzkrieg brought the final six to Nashville by way of the Canadian wilds, as a singer who hasn't done anything interesting in years (or ever?) was the featured catalog artist/mentor.

Which Actor Is Shrinking His Manhood with Steroids?

Brian Moylan · 04/28/10 09:26AM

His muscles are bulging but his pants aren't. No one recognizes this once-famous comedian. This reality guy is begging for coke and a Twitter celeb is meeting all sorts of ladies online. Today it's snips, snails, and dirty dog tales.

Gossip Girl: Dying of Lying

Richard Lawson & Brian Moylan · 04/27/10 12:26PM

On last night's episode of America's favorite teen-centered morality play, we learned an age-old secret and traveled to a faraway and mysterious place that the Indians called "Bushwick."

Fox to Induce Panic Attacks for Fun and Profit

Richard Lawson · 04/27/10 09:33AM

And it will all be televised. Also today: good news for fans of TNT cop shows, good news for fans of FX crime shows, bad news for fans of USA doctor shows, and mixed news for fans of nerd shows.

Which Actor Kicked His Kid out of the House for Doing Drugs?

Brian Moylan · 04/27/10 09:27AM

Now the child is desperate, homeless, and turning tricks. This celeb admits her fame was manufactured by the tabloids, a singer is petrified of being alone, and these twins once shared a stripper. Way to keep it in the family.