diets
Jealous of Donald Trump's Body? It Can Be Yours
Allie Jones · 11/18/15 04:11PMDark Chocolate Is Not Good for You, and Also Sucks
James Fell · 04/14/15 09:35AMLet the Pope Eat Carbs
Allie Jones · 04/02/15 11:57AMPope Francis longs for many things in life, surely: World peace, the Parousia, the latitude to say that women can be priests...you know, stuff like that. The one thing he wants for himself? Pasta. And now Vatican doctors are telling him he can’t have it, because he’s gained a little weight since moving to Italy.
Rich Baby Never Gets Treats
Kelly Conaboy · 11/15/14 04:09PMMan Allegedly Mad Jared Diet Didn't Work Robs Four Subways in Four Days
Dayna Evans · 11/01/14 12:20PMHigh Protein Diets Make You Look Good, Kill You
Hamilton Nolan · 03/11/14 10:35AMRick Warren Is Selling a Diet Book Because, I Dunno, Jesus?
Hamilton Nolan · 12/02/13 12:50PMNew Diet Drugs Still Not as Good as Pushups
Hamilton Nolan · 06/07/13 11:32AMDisney Channel Pulls an Episode that Laughs at The Gluten-Free Kid
Maggie Lange · 05/21/13 01:55PMThe Disney Channel just pulled an episode of their show Jessie that makes fun of a child who refuses to eat gluten. In the show, the kid turns down pancakes, and then has pancakes thrown at him while he squeals "gluten!" and scratches his face. One character says to him: "You call me sweetie again, and you'll be eating some gluten-free knuckles."
Weight Watchers, Besides Being Unnecessary, Also Pays Employees Horribly
Hamilton Nolan · 02/26/13 11:34AMWeight Watchers International made profits of $253 million last year by charging people a monthly fee for diet advice that is available for free elsewhere, and selling packaged diet food that is inferior to other food available more cheaply elsewhere. But hey, whatever works for you, etc etc. A more basic problem: they exploit their workers.
All the Most Delicious Foods Are Making You Dumb
Caity Weaver · 05/15/12 06:25PMDon't Tell Me About Your Diet
Hamilton Nolan · 05/10/12 01:12PMMagic Seaweed Toast Will Make Us All Svelte and Popular
Caity Weaver · 03/22/12 11:25PMDespondent Fred Durst Live-Blogs Failing 60-Day Juice Fast
Adrian Chen · 01/12/12 04:11PMGwyneth Paltrow Now Sells GOOP Colon Cleanses
Maureen O'Connor · 01/05/12 04:05PMFat-Assed Lawmaker Overheard Bitching about Michelle Obama's 'Large Posterior'
Max Read · 12/22/11 12:07PMWisconsin Republican Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner hates how Michelle Obama is constantly forcing sickening Muslim traditions like "vegetables" and "exercise" on the youth of America—especially when she herself is so disgustingly corpulent, in the butt area. He hates it so much he can't even keep quiet about it!
Gifts for People You Hate
Maureen O'Connor · 12/05/11 02:45PMWelcome to Gift Guide Week at Gawker, where we instruct on how best to fritter away your hard-won dollars on meaningless tokens of consumerism, because a bastard baby was born in a pile of hay on a clear night 2000 years ago. Let's start with the people you want to cross off your shopping list: people you hate.
Americans Are Fatter, And We're Okay With That
Hamilton Nolan · 11/28/11 09:55AMAmericans are reportedly 20 pounds heavier, on average, than we were in 1990. Wha? Were people really so fine, in 1990, outside of In Living Color's The Fly Girls? It's okay, though; we've made certain... psychological adjustments. We now have raised our self-reported "ideal weight" by ten pounds. No matter how big we get, our problem is just those last ten pounds! From a new Gallup poll: