The Blind Item Guessing Game: Not So Fast, Granny
mark · 02/17/05 12:42PMWherein we invite our readers to throw the tortured prose of humpy E! gossip donor Ted Casablanca into a centerfuge and spin out the identity of his weekly blind item. This week's tale of an aging actress who no longer gets free clothes doesn't offer the same "wow" factor as last week's salad-tossing extravaganza, so close your eyes and imagine that Sarah Moxie and the rude salesgirl finished their encounter by retiring to a fitting room for some blow and little making out. Throw One Alienated Blind Vice on the bed and roll around on it: