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Shane Black: Kiss Kiss Whine Whine
mark · 05/02/05 11:27AM
It's your dime-a-dozen Hollywood story, really: The hotshot screenwriter whose scripts sell for absurd, record-setting money in the piles-of-blow-as-big-as-Richard-Donner 80s pens a couple of bombs, disappears for the better part of a decade to battle the demons of success and its attendant guilt (Why, Lord, must I be so gifted and successful and throw hooker-laden parties at my bitchin' mansion while others toil in obscurity and poverty? Why why why? Hey, Ernesto, there's a fucking leaf in the hottub that's not going to strain itself, OK?), and then reemerges for a big I'm-just-so-misunderstood newspaper profile on the eve of the premiere of his most undiluted creative work at an international film festival. Given the above, we knew exactly where yesterday's LAT profile of Lethal Weapon action-nihilist Shane Black was going. This passage, however, stood out:
Brooks, Levinson, Ross Address The Guild Masses
mark · 04/27/05 04:58PMThe WGA rank-and-file huddled in the Writers Guild Theater last night to receive wisdom from scribble-and-shoot, multihyphenate elders Barry Levinson, James L. Brooks, and Gary Ross, and heard what they already certainly knew—if the studios can't slap a catchy tagline on a one-sheet that features something engulfed in a ball of flames, you've got a one way ticket to Fox Searchlight country. A reader recaps last night's talk:
Early 'Bewitched' Buzz: Not So Magical
mark · 04/27/05 04:00PMGenesis Of A Cliché: 'The Interpreter'
mark · 04/27/05 10:43AMThe blog For No Good Reason imagines the rewrites that ultimately resulted in Sean Penn's opening scene* in The Interpreter, in which Penn's character pounds a drink in a bar and meaningfully drops his wedding ring in the empty glass, letting us all know that this is a Troubled Man with Emotional Baggage that will Come Into Play as the movie progresses. Also, he may Have A Buzz On:
Out-Of-Context Celebrity Remarks Seem Inflammatory!
mark · 04/26/05 04:59PMDefamer Movie Preview: 'The Longest Yard'
mark · 04/26/05 04:40PMMy Dead Friend Flicka
mark · 04/26/05 03:40PMBleeping Hollywood: The Bright Side
mark · 04/26/05 10:24AMHollywood's Power Girls
mark · 04/25/05 11:07AM
They're tough, they run studios, and, as far as anyone knows, they have vaginas: Meet Sony's Amy Pascal, Universal's Stacey Snider, Buena Vista's Nina Jacobson, and a host of Hollywood's other power girls, whom the NYT has dubbed "Hollywood's New Old Girls' Network" (the original working title,"Those Dingy Broads What Run The Studios," was later discarded for being too quaint). Strangely included in the Times' colorful, if wildly confounding, flowchart is producer Peter Guber(above, encircled and indicated by our subtle arrows), whom the Times is apparently depicting as the Tinseltown Zeus from whose head sprung forth this pantheon of filmmaking Athenas; somehow, this was deemed more palatable than illustrating the New Old Girls' Network's breech birth from Paramount trailblazer Sherry Lansing's womb.
Something Upsets Sean Penn
mark · 04/22/05 06:08PM'Superman': Inside The Bulge
mark · 04/22/05 02:11PMRobert De Niro Is Fokking Hilarious
mark · 04/20/05 12:59PMDefamer Corrections: Dustin Hoffman Still Trying Hard
mark · 04/19/05 04:37PMRobin Williams: Special In His Own Way
mark · 04/18/05 04:02PMIf you were a little apprehensive when you heard that Robin Williams (he of the thousand characters so desperate to burst forth from his hyperactive, improvisational-genius brain that they're willing to disguise themselves as one of the four endlessly recycled, annoying entities that finally emerge from his mouth) was going to portray a retarded janitor in House of D, fear no more. He's not going to go for the Oscar-baiting approach taken by Sean Penn in I Am Sam or Juliette Lewis in The Other Sister. He's got his own ideas about how to do things, and they involve ridiculous make-up:
The 'Premiere' Time Capsule
mark · 04/18/05 02:30PM
The Hollywoodland blog digs out its collection of "vintage" Premiere magazines (circa its 1987 launch, featuring Dragnet on the cover), which yields such time capsule delights as full-page ads for Ishtar (the go-to talk show monologue punchline of the late 80's) and Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II, as well as a development report on Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, which was finally dragged onto movie screens by George Clooney three years ago. More fun than five minutes in the closet with the Virgin Connie Swail!
Monday Morning Q & A: Dustin Hoffman Gives Up
mark · 04/18/05 10:37AMTodd Solondz Begs For A Makeover
mark · 04/14/05 11:07AMAfter the Fauxteur Fashion Minute reports of the last couple of days, it's so refreshing to see a director (one with actual talent and ideas!) taking an active interest in how his appearance might affect people's perceptions of his work. Todd Solondz, the proto-nerd behind Paindromes, frets in the LAT: