Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon may have skipped the big wedding, but that doesn't mean they want to skip all the big presents. The duo has apparently registered at Bergdorf's, where they're encouraging friends to buy them fine china and expensive stemwear. [Page Six]
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are continuing their apartment hunt on the Upper East Side. Tom already had a pad in the city, but it's not big enough for the couple's nannies and security detail, naturally. [OK!]
Sumner Redstone was spotted eating dinner with ex-girlfriend Manuela Herzer, but he swears he's happily married. Running into Manuela was just an accident, and so was sitting down and eating the entire meal together. [Page Six]
Attention paparazzi: Katie Couric doesn't think you're real journalists and if you try asking her any questions, she'll taunt you. On camera. [TMZ]
Chris Martin says he has a problem with sleeping pills: He takes them, then starts writing music, and eventually passes out in a corner of his house most nights. At what point is this a problem? [Page Six]
Sarah Larson says she's the one who broke up with George Clooney, mainly because his love was "so inconsistent." Whatever helps you sleep. [Celebitchy]
Tatum O'Neal showed up to a New York City Ballet gala. It was her first appearance since her arrest, and she seemed to be in good spirits. [People]
Kanye West was spotted shopping at an H&M in L.A., because even rap moguls love a bargain. [Rush & Molloy]
Madonna's rep is denying reports that the aging popstar hired a hotshot divorce attorney. She says the couple is "very happy." For now. [NYDN]
Mia Tyler— sister of Liv, daughter of Steven—says she once considered suicide at 21, but was saved by a phone call from MTV asking her to become a VJ. [Page Six]
Farrah Fawcett might be selling the home videos of her battle with anal cancer to NBC for $2 million. [Page Six]
Getting pregnant has working out nicely for Minnie Driver. It helped her land a role as a pregnant woman in Uma Thurman's new flick, Motherhood. Also, Minnie's aunt Serena Bass took her out to dinner, where the restaurateur was "impressed with her seven-month baby bump." [Page Six]
Lily Allen feels like Capitol Records is replacing her with Katy Perry because they took down her photo in the lobby and replaced it with a picture of Katy. [Page Six]
Did Britney Spears' dad offer Kevin Federline $14 million to reconcile and eventually remarry his daughter? Probably not, but it's still fun to think about. [Celebitchy]
She's got blonde hair, brown eyes, and an awesome body, but Carrie Underwood doesn't think she's sexy because she burps too much. Thanks for keeping it real. [People]
Coolio was arrested on an outstanding warrant for driving on a suspended license on Tuesday. He's out now on $10,000 bail. [NYDN]
