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♦ Amy Poehler and husband Will Arnett became parents for the first time on Saturday when Amy gave birth to a son, Archie. [Us]
♦ Madonna is in "meltdown mode," and asked her assistant to gather all the items she received from Guy Ritchie so she can "bury them." Guy, meanwhile, has reportedly said the couple's marriage began to disintegrate when she started planning their sex life around her workout schedule. [MSNBC, Daily Mail]
♦ Jennifer Hudson is offering a $100,000 reward for the return of her nephew, who went missing on Friday when her mother and brother were fatally shot. [People, Access Hollywood]
♦ Lindsay Lohan doesn't want people thinking she's a lesbian just because she's dating a girl. [NYDN]

♦ Peter Cook is refusing to pay Diana Bianchi the last third of her $300,000 settlement because her lawyer, Joseph Tacopina, spoke about the sex tape with the press. [NYP]
♦ Bono hung out with a couple of bikini-clad teenagers in St. Tropez, news that didn't necessarily please Mrs. Bono. [Daily Mail]
♦ Amy Winehouse was hospitalized in London again on Saturday. She's expected to be released sometime today. [People]
♦ Someone is stealing trash from celebrities in the West Village. [P6]
♦ Al Sharpton has a new love interest, although he's refusing to say who she is. [R&M]
♦ Terrence Howard is being sued by composer Tex Allen for allegedly assaulting him backstage at a Broadway show last winter. [NYP]
♦ Jennifer Aniston was spotted having dinner with Gerard Butler in LA. [P6]
♦ Salman Rushdie is dating a model named Patrice Jordan. [P6]
♦ Tom Cruise made a surprise appearance at Matt Lauer's Friars Club roast on Friday night. [P6]
♦ Elle Macpherson's new boyfriend is supposedly a convicted drug trafficker. [Daily Mail]
♦ Britney Spears might play herself in a biopic about her life. [Showbiz Spy]
♦ Kanye West and Aubrey O'Day might have made out at 1OAK last week. [P6]
♦ Longtime Republican Dennis Hopper says he's voting for Barack Obama because Sarah Palin is "like a cartoon." [R&M]
♦ Harvey Weinstein, Georgette Mosbacher, Cindi Leive, and Jim Nelson are co-hosting a bi-partisan election night party. [P6]
♦ Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave $1,000 to the McCain campaign last month, while Joy Behar gave $250 to a Democratic committee in August. [P6]
♦ Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl and his wife Jordyn Blum are expecting their second baby. [Us]