Oodles of you greedy kids have already emailed us about today's blind items in Page Six, which we didn't post yet. In particular:

Earlier, we posted two blind items for your perusal, and your answers are in:

Alright, we just might be stumped (or at least have to pretend to be) by today's blind items. So we turn to you, dear readers, to tell us what you know:

So maybe this morning's blind items weren't super-challenging, but that's not OUR fault. Besides, we have to ease back into these defamation games (just games, mind you) after a long weekend. And while there were overwhelmingly consistent guesses, nothing is certain in the thinly-veiled world of fallen celebs. Your input after the jump.

Back by overwhelming demand, we're going to post some lovely, schadenfreudelicious blind items from today's Page Six. We know you've got some ideas:

We were going to make a guessing game out of a blind item found on the weblog of busy gay escort Benjamin Nicholas, but we all know the answer, so let's just collectively giggle at the following tasty bit from Rio de Janeiro, where the following unnamed celeb was spotted making good use of the "saunaboys" at Pointe 202:

Normally we wouldn't rehash yesterday's speculations about the blind item regarding a pipe-hitting starlet, but there's been a late-breaking groundswell of support for actress Parker Posey that simply cannot go overlooked!

We issued the challenge of The Best Blind Item Ever, and you responded with endearing (if disturbing) alacrity. We weren't surprised however, seeing as we all love a little drug abuse. To recap, Page Six taunted us with the case of the cracktress:

Lawyers aren't often in pretty, glossy magazines, so we tend to forget they exist (unless they're calling us, of course). But then a nice little audio file comes our way and we're reminded that Manhattan lawyers are kind of like hungry rottweilers with expensive degrees. Take, for instance, a voice message left from an associate at legal behemoth Winston & Strawn for someone at uber-firm Latham & Watkins. The attorney (who, in case you were wondering, is a proud Notre Dame graduate) maintains an extremely professional demeanor in which he makes it clear that he doesn't "give a flying fuck" about several snarl-worthy legal issues. Charming — he's probably single, ladies!

The gang over at Page Six slays us. What better way to ease into the work week than with the best blind item ever? Our obvious choices for the following don't quite hold up under scrutiny, so we're tossing this one to all of you:

Yow, yesterday's Page Six blind items were way harder than I thought — your thoughts are below. Good work!

I thought that yesterday's Page Six blind items were a little tricky — evidently y'all thought they were quite obvious.

Today's Page Six has four rather intriguing blind items today. Send your theories to me and I'll post them tomorrow morning. It takes a nation of millions to hold gossip back!
Just Asking [NYP]

Please keep in mind that these "answers" to today's Page Six blind items are really more akin to what features editors refer to as "A Measure Of The Zeitgeist" than actual reality. Of course, sometimes the two meet in happy coincidence.

Much like the Sunday Times crossword puzzle, alone, we can't. But together? We can! Send your best guesses to tips@gawker.com.

Yesterday's Page Six blind items were super-tough — and some of your suggested answers are way not in the top ten answers on the board. Still, what is clear is that a plethora of rock star daughters arouse your suspicion and harsh judgment. Often-unfounded rumor and innuendo inside!

Now that we've got a legal disclaimer on the site — and a big scary lawyer — the Feud is back, baby!

Does this actually qualify as a blind item?

Blind item guesses are back from their hiatus, because today's is just too damn good — and besides, I'm taking my new lawyer out to lunch this week and we need something to talk about:

Listen, I've spent more time being nice to lawyers this week than I can stand. Me and Page Six blind items just don't get along.