fast-food
Looking for the Revolution Outside a Wendy's in Brooklyn
Hamilton Nolan · 11/29/12 03:20PMBy 11:30 this morning, several dozen people wrapped in winter coats and wielding hand-drawn posters had assembled on the corner in front of the Wendy's on the Fulton Mall in downtown Brooklyn, across from the Modell's and the Bank of America, with the purpose of addressing that most fascinating question in labor relations: Can fast food workers ever be unionized? Here, in New York, today, a lot of fast food workers decided to skip the theory and proceed directly to the "Fuck you, pay me" phase of the process.
Burger King Delivery Service Is Coming to NYC
Caity Weaver · 11/19/12 07:02PMThe Future of Food Is Williamsburg, Basically
Hamilton Nolan · 11/12/12 12:12PMThere was a time, Ad Age tells us, when canned soup or cereal were considered "easy" foods to prepare and consume. Can you imagine? The package-opening, the pouring-out, the adding of milk or water—if that was "easy," people in the olden days must have had it rough! Kids these days know better. For America's Greatest Generation—the Millennials—the future of food is a simple process of raising the Tater Stuffer™ from the rotating 7-11 heating case into one's mouth in one smooth, painless motion.
Americans Must Band Together to Save McDonald's Before it Disappears
Caity Weaver · 11/08/12 06:40PMTaco Bell Pushes 'Will They Really Eat This Shit?' Campaign Even Further
Hamilton Nolan · 11/08/12 10:19AMDog food repurposing factory Taco Bell, which is in the process of becoming "upscale" in the sense of "selling food with a greater number of ingredients than a bean burrito," is rolling out some new Snaxxx that are perfectly suited to the sensitive and ever-evolving American palate. In the sense of "containing a quantity of carbohydrates sufficient to sustain a camel's complete journey through the harsh Sahara Desert."
Burger King Japan Gets Into the Spirit of the Season, Introduces the Pumpkin Burger
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/19/12 05:50PM20-Year-Old Commemorative McDonald's BBQ Sauce Sells for $10,000. But How Do You Put a Price on Sauce, Really?
Caity Weaver · 10/17/12 05:48PMWho’s This Hot Slut in the New Wendy’s Logo?
Caity Weaver · 10/12/12 04:10PMThe Choice of a Fast Food Restaurant Is a Very Meaningful Choice
Hamilton Nolan · 10/11/12 03:15PMFast food restaurants: do you think they're "all the same?" Sure, and I guess human beings are "all the same" too, right? That's what Hitler thought, as well. For the rest of you, who know better, America's fast food establishments beseech you to take into considerations all the important factors relevant to your choice of a casual dining establishment. Once you purchase that McGriddle, there's no going back for a Croissanwich. This choice is forever.
First Meat-Free McDonald's to Open in India
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/04/12 12:55PMCinnabon Enters Pizza Game as Domino's Steps Out
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/14/12 04:22PMWendy's Employee Busted for Selling Child Porn to Drive-Thru Customers
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/12/12 04:11PMIs This the Dumbest Fast Food Sandwich Ever?
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/27/12 11:12AMMcDonald's to Play Games with Hearts by Opening and Immediately Destroying the World's Largest McDonald's
Caity Weaver · 06/26/12 08:28PMIt's an open secret that the city of London's Olympic bid was nothing more than a brazen attempt to lure America's most popular fast food corporations to open up franchises in that dusty, far flung corner of the world. Now The Guardian reports London is finally getting what it craves: its very first fifty-first McDonald's.
Customer Stabbed By Del Taco Employee After Complaining About Messed Up Order
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/25/12 08:40AMCruel Taco Bell Hoax Rocks Tiny Alaskan Town
Caity Weaver · 06/14/12 11:03PMFried Chicken Chips Combine America's Three Greatest Passions
Hamilton Nolan · 06/13/12 08:28AMIf the average American had his way, every item that he encountered on a day-to-day basis—cars, household appliances, furniture, children—would be breaded, fried, and then cut into "chip" size for purposes of snacking convenience. Also, all of the aforementioned things would be made of chicken. The great folks in the fast food industry are doing everything in their power to make this "American Dream" come true.