A disfiguring dance floor accident forced David Arquette into rehab. Eva Longoria rebounds with Penelope Cruz's brother. T.I. gets "frisky" in jail. James Franco: "Maybe I'm just gay." Thursday gossip hits rock bottom.

[Lindsay Lohan, newly-released from rehab, takes a walk in Beverly Hills. Image via Splash]

The most saccharine couple ever to grace a celebrity glossy breaks up. Palm Desert police say Lindsay Lohan violated her probation. Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp are dating. Kelli Pickler is married. Wednesday gossip is a Taylor Swift break-up ballad.

So, that new house Lindsay Lohan is moving into? It's next door to ex-girlfriend and drink-throwing victim Samantha Ronson, who is "disgusted" and "pissed." How close can you move to your ex-girlfriend's house before you become a real estate stalker?

Nicki busts a move and her dress. John Travolta goes on a boys-only ski vacation. Michael Phelps and Pauly D share a girlfriend. Gwyneth discusses feeling "like a zombie." Tuesday gossip wishes it were a nip slip.

[Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay, performs his first actually useful task in over six years as he helps move his daughter's possessions. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Shortly after news broke that Lindsay Lohan left rehab, Dina Lohan issued a statement: "'It's a great day,' Lohan's mother, Dina, told E! Online, confirming her daughter was released." But Lindsay issued her own statement: "I didn't leave." WTF?

Hide your children! Lock your doors! Lindsay Lohan is free again. Her court-ordered treatment for alcoholism ended today, and—despite early rumors to the contrary—she has been released. No word where she went or what she'll do next.

Mila Kunis faces an onslaught of obnoxious break-up rumors. David Arquette goes to rehab. Lindsay Lohan's court-ordered rehab ends. (And her freely chosen rehab begins.) Bieber and Selena make out on a yacht. Monday gossip abandons auld acquaintances.

Shania Twain is married... but it's complicated. Some stars have New Year's resolutions. Drew Barrymore buys a house. Lindsay Lohan channels Gandhi. Kathy Griffith

How did you celebrate New Year's Eve? Probably not with a supermodel in Mexico. Jenny McCarthy has a new boyfriend. Justin Bieber tries to win Selena Gomez's heart with diamonds. New Year's Day Gossip Roundup is surprisingly not hungover!

Fake celebrity rumors are the id of pop culture, where we act lecherously (naked Miley), think wishfully (pregnant Aniston), and exorcise unspeakably hideous demons (prison raped LiLo). Some fake rumors are better than others. Here are the best.

It was the year Christina Aguilera attacked Lady Gaga and Whoopi Goldberg stormed off The View. Conan O'Brien defied his boss and world leaders threatened to kill a psychic octopus. A guide to the bloodiest feuds of 2010.

It looks like Lohan might not face criminal charges for her rehab assault kerfuffle. Lindsay's spirit sister Demi Lovato has reached similar peace in her life. Zac Efron has shaved his hair and it is sad. Britney Spears shops.

Mayer whispers dirty nothings into a strange female's ear. Jennifer Aniston has a 20-foot no-touch zone. Taylor Momsen is a Parisian style icon. Lindsay Lohan sips Shirley Temples. Thursday gossip is sexual napalm.

Lots and lots of stuff of note happened in 2010 and the 12 most important things were immortalized by Jimmy Fallon last night. It was all set to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas." The last verse inside.

The Betty Ford Clinic staffer who said Lindsay attacked her sells her story and gets fired. Katy Perry does "magic tricks" in bed. Heidi Montag shows plastic surgery scars. Justin Bieber pines for facial hair. Wednesday gossip gets rich quick.

TMZ says a Betty Ford Clinic employee is accusing Lindsay Lohan of battery, and wants her prosecuted. Meanwhile, Radar says a "major blow-up" with an employee drove LiLo to a "secret location." Update: Michael Lohan confirms fight, blames employee.

Bieber-Gomez is the new Swift-Gyllenhaal. Katie Holmes celebrates her birthday with a passionless date with Tom Cruise. Charles Barkley laughs at Brett Favre's penis. Monday gossip is for lovers.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift's relationship is still perfect in every way. Lindsay Lohan is scared of a photographer. Kanye's ex is out on the town. Demi Lovato's got a sex tape Saturday Gossip Roundup is happy to be here.