animals
Airport Terror: LAX Screams as Cat Bombarded With Radiation
Sam Biddle · 07/01/15 05:40PMAttack Cat to Curiosity Bear: "Take a Hike, Big Fella!"
Hudson Hongo · 06/24/15 11:30PMDamn, That's a Lot of Goats
Hudson Hongo · 06/14/15 11:00PMVulture Gang Attracted by "Foul Death" Smell Refuses to Leave Man's Home
Andy Cush · 06/03/15 05:08PMImagine it’s Saturday morning, and you’re about to enjoy a book and a cup of coffee on your back porch, and you’re greeted by four two-foot tall winged eaters of dead meat. They’re staring you down through the glass sliding door, as if to say Do you feel lucky, punk? Oh god, not the vultures again. Welcome to Rick Mize’s world.
"Only Those Who Dare to Fail Greatly Can Ever Achieve Greatly"—Armadillo
Kelly Conaboy · 06/03/15 01:25PMCheck out this guy.
Arrest Made in Case of Tortured Dog Whose Mouth Was Taped Shut for Days
Jay Hathaway · 06/02/15 02:35PMNewly-Discovered, Super Horny Marsupials: "Fuck Me Dead"
Hudson Hongo · 06/01/15 11:15PMIncredibly Chill Deer Alert
Andy Cush · 06/01/15 11:46AMSupposedly Gay Celebrity Bull Is Now at Least Bi-curious
Hudson Hongo · 05/31/15 06:35PMПобеда! Patriotic Seals Twirl Guns, Wear Berets for Mother Russia
Hudson Hongo · 05/09/15 01:30PMToday, Russia celebrated the 70th anniversary of Nazi Germany’s defeat with the nation’s biggest Victory Day parade since the collapse of the Soviet Union. Much more importantly, however, a Russian circus observed the holiday by dressing up two Baikal seals as Soviet-era soldiers, giving us this wonderful, wonderful video.
Tigers Roaming Free in Oklahoma
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/06/15 09:54PMAnimals Bout to Die
Hamilton Nolan · 05/04/15 04:03PMDumbass Mom Reportedly Dangled Toddler Over Cheetah Pit Before Fall
Hudson Hongo · 04/12/15 01:45PMSea Lion Pup's First Day of High School Ends in Detention
Hudson Hongo · 04/11/15 03:30PMFan Preys On Adam Levine Just Like Animals Animals Like Animals-Mals
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/07/15 10:15PMTiny Monkey Doesn't Quite Know What to Do with All These Puppies
Hudson Hongo · 03/28/15 03:45PMDo you know what to do half a dozen puppies? This monkey clearly does not.
Life's Nothing More Than a Dumb Kangaroo With a Watering Can on Its Head
Andy Cush · 03/24/15 02:43PMIn this life, you flail blindly, pummeling your way from one day to the next through alternating periods of heroic effort and helpless inertia, unwilling or unable to behold the world beyond the lonely confines of your own ego. In this way, you resemble an idiot kangaroo with a watering can stuck on its head.
Salamanders Finally On Top, Fossils Show They Were Once Size of Cars
Dayna Evans · 03/24/15 09:25AMSalamanders: hell yeah, baby! You don't have to be the small guys on the playground anymore. When some stupid river fish swims over and calls you a pipsqueak, you can now invoke the holy memory of your forgotten ancestors—the recently discovered six-foot, toilet-seat-headed "super" salamanders. Who's the boss now?