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• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson skipped out of a Valentine's Day appearance at the Hard Rock in Florida, supposedly because both had come down with the flu. But they didn't appear too sick the night before when the pair were spotted in a screaming match outside the Charlotte Ronson after-party on the Lower East Side. [People, NYP, NYDN]
• Chris Brown now says he's "sorry and saddened" over the incident with Rihanna. [LAT]
• Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault got married on Saturday. [People]
• Amy Sacco says she's planning to do a reality show for Bravo. [NYDN]
• Dina Lohan owes $11,485 in back taxes on her Long Island home. [P6]
• Jesus Luz's mother says her son has been "kidnapped" by Madonna. Also, in case you're wondering, Madge is the same age as his grandmother. [NYP, DM]

• Ellen Barkin's new HBO show won't revolve around Ron Perelman much: Barkin says she's decided to kill off her TV husband in the first episode. [R&M]
• M.I.A. gave birth to a baby boy on Wednesday. [People]
• Amy Winehouse was admitted to the hospital (again) on Friday. [DS]
• Newly-single Peaches Geldof frolicked in the ocean topless and showed off her tattoos for paparazzi photographers. [NOTW]
• Guess Mickey Rourke is not romancing Courtney Love. He says he'd "rather be on a desert island with a gorilla" than date her. [TMZ]
• James Gray says he's worried he "destroyed" Joaquin Phoenix, since he was the last director to work with him before his "retirement" from acting. [R&M]
• Steven Cojocaru might be getting fired from ET because he's "a total diva and refuses to do anything extra to promote the show." [P6]
• Steve Wynn's new girlfriend is Andrea Hissom, a divorced mother of two with a complicated family history. [P6]
• Mandy Moore is supposedly thinking of asking DJ AM, her ex-boyfriend, to DJ at her upcoming wedding to Ryan Adams. [DE]
• Bar Refaeli's dad says she can't marry Leonardo DiCaprio unless he coverts to Judaism first. [R&M]
• Bernie Madoff was known as a bad tipper, in case you forgot. [P6]
• Giuseppe Cipriani says he's enjoyed the company of a few hookers over the years, but Ashley Dupre wasn't one of them. [R&M]
• Publicist Susan Blond is engaged. [P6]
• Stewart Rahr is hoping to turn very classy Albanian singer Bleona Qereti into a star and has been taking her to meet record labels. [R&M]