Anyone out there still left alive, rejoice. You have not been forgotten. Of course, the entire Internet is running on automatic right now, so nobody cares if you actually file those end-of-year reports or dick around with hipster photos. An easy choice really. After the jump, Alex Blagg explores the holiday cheer demonstrated by The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, and Misshapes. Ring out the dying year in style.
Are you hungover? We are hung the fuck over. It pains us to even look at the screen today. Fortunately, it's Friday, which can only mean one thing: Blue States Lose! That's right, soothe your aching head with a palliative dose of hipster hatred. After the jump, Alex Blagg delves into the douchery of The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, and Misshapes. Two aspirin, a shot of the last drink you had last night, and BSL: the perfect remedy.
Holy fuck, it's cold outside. There's only one solution for weather such as this: Curl up by the fire with a loved one, a hot beverage, and a heavy dose of hipster mockery. That's right, it's time for Blue States Lose, where we warm our toes with a look at The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, and Misshapes. After the jump, Alex Blagg delivers the necessary dose of whiskey to your coffee.
Happy December! Winter is in the air (or should be, what the fuck's going on with the weather?) and thoughts turn to the upcoming holidays. But Christmas comes early today for those of us who like to mock hipsters (and who doesn't). It's time for Blue States Lose, where we celebrate the season with a look at The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, and Misshapes. After the jump, Alex Blagg plays Santa Claus, while Kid's Meal stars as Cindy Lou Who.
As what may be the final week of good weather this year comes to a close, our thoughts turn to those who know no fear of winter, for they recoil from the sun's light. Yeah, we mean the hipsters who pop up like douchebag prairie dogs on the pages of The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel.
It's Friday and Halloween is finally - finally - fucking over. But there's always time for a last look back at how the twatwaffle hipster contingent celebrated the event. Bring on Blue States Lose, where we cast an occluded eye on The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel. After the jump, Alex Blagg scares up some scenesters.
As the mercury dips and days grow shorter, those rooftop barbecues and lazy afternoons on the beach are but distant memories. But no matter the season, hipsters are always in at Blue States Lose. We select the very best from The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes and Ambrel to get you through the cold, dark months.
While we may be obsessed with our $200-cocktail drinking, resume-forging buddies on Wall Street, we haven't forgotten about the dirty stinky hipsters. And with Halloween fast approaching, what better way to find cues for your Halloween costumes from people who dress funny on a nightly basis? So take a seat with your pumpkin latte and take a ride with Blue States Lose, where we select the very best that hipsters on The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel have to offer.
It's a bright and sunny day, but shit's colder than Satan's third nipple out there! (We adjust very slowly to climate change.) While we fix you some hot chocolate, warm your soul with Blue States Lose, where we play martyrs and look at pictures of fucked-up hipsters on The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel so you don't have to. After the jump, Alex Blagg dances on the ceiling.
It's a gloomy Friday, your hangover amplified by gray skies and a shit-it's-really-fall chill in the air. Other than a Bloody Mary, there's only one thing to lift your spirits, and that's making fun of dumbass hipsters. And so it's time for Blue States Lose, wherein we look at the heartbreaking photos on The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel so you don't have to. After the jump, Alex Blagg panics! at! the! disco!
It's Friday, your brain is dead, and you can hardly muster the energy to move your mouse — but it's time for your pick-me-up: Blue States Lose, wherein we look at the ridiculous pictures on The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel so you don't have to. After the jump, Alex Blagg shows you his Joy Division collection.
The seasons may be changing and the leaves are about to turn, but fucktard hipsters are evergreen. Join us, then, in appreciating these marvels of nature with Blue State Lose, wherein we sift through the photos on The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel so you don't have to. After the jump, Alex Blagg talks about how the new My Chemical Romance album "really is good."
As Fashion Week draws to a close, leaving cigarette butts and dead models in its wake, it's time to take a moment to honor the stupid hipsters, whose whimsical eye makeup and playful bandannas endlessly inspire fashion's best designers. So sit back and enjoy Blue States Lose, wherein we look at the ridiculous pictures on The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel so you don't have to. After the jump, Alex Blagg writes love letters to Princess Coldstare.
It's Friday, and that means it's time for our favorite exercise in visual punishment, Blue States Lose! The routine is torturous, but we nevertheless look at retarded pictures of fucked up hipsters on The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel so you don't have to. After the jump, Alex Blagg buys himself 17 new Eastpaks.
T.G.I.F. right? Thank fucking GOD! We are dying over here. But you know, the sweet doesn't taste as good without the sour. The sunshine is never as bright as after the rain. What we're trying to say is you have to look at some hipsters now, and that sucks, but when you're done doing that the week will be over and you can have a tall boy to wash the taste of over-inflated self-worth from your mouth. After the jump, Alex Blagg goes through the week's best (worst, what's the difference?) party pics from The Cobra Snake, Last Night's Party, and Misshapes. Pour some of your tall boy out for the poor guy, you bitch.
What's worse than being stuck in your cubicle death chamber on a summery Friday? Looking at photos of hipsters, of course. Nevertheless, we persevere, sorting through the asstastic imagery found on The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel so you don't have to. After the jump, Alex Blagg tries to get in Leigh Lezark's pants.
If you're a normal human being, you probably come on here needing an Hipstetta Stone to decipher all the ironi-cool hipster jargonacular (maybe vernargon is better?). Blue States Lose is helpful, but fortunately for you (and us), someone directed us to this video that provides way more than we need to know on Leigh Lazark, and, um, those two other guys responsible for MisShapes.
It's a big day here at the BSL: former hipster-hater Joey Arak, having fallen deeply in love with One-Half Nelson, has left us to join his soulmate on an upstate lovefarm. Thus the conch shell is officially passed to Viacom slave Alex Blagg, in whose capable hands you will find solace from the horrors of our local nightlife. Make him feel at home, won't you? Rest assured, his ire is just as fiery as yours.
It's summer, it's Friday, and the masses have spoken: they want their Blue States Lose. And who are we to deny them? Enjoy your weekly pants-shitting, where we sort through the unshowered hipsters on The Cobrasnake, Last Night’s Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel so you don't have to. And it's a special edition! After the jump, Joey Arak and Alex Blagg bring the pain. After all this time, Joey is hanging up the headband with this week's list. Wish him well on his road to LES recovery.
