Lord almighty, I feel my temperature rising. These party pictures from The Cobrasnake, Misshapes, and Last Night's Party are burning right through my soul. Alex Blagg's gonna set me on fire. My brain is flaming, I don't know which way to go. It's just a hunk, a hunk of Blue States Lose.

This is our "Music From A Bachelor's Den," the sound of the world's worst-best party pictures rounded up from Ambrel, Last Night's Party, The Cobrasnake and Misshapes and turned up to ten. It's a horror soundtrack from Alex Blagg's stagnant waterbed, and it sounds just like Blue States Lose.

In this week's very special installment of—who are we kidding, it's yet another parade of horrible party pictures from Last Night's Party, The Cobrasnake and Misshapes. Same as last week, same as ever. We are all going down together, with Alex Blagg leading the way. Smash your head on the Blue States Lose!

In this rainy Friday edition of his tour through the party photos of Last Night's Party, The Cobrasnake and Ambrel, Alex Blagg, sees a few things that permanently damage his ability to ever enjoy life the same way again. Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in Blue States Lose.

In this week's stroll down Douchebag Alley, Alex Blagg stops in at Last Night's Party, The Cobrasnake, and Misshapes. Do come with, unless you're afraid of clowns. Get on your walking shoes, kids, it's Blue States Lose!

Seen a weather forecast for the weekend? It looks like it's going to rain fire and blood. Coincidentally, that's the same thing our eyes do when we gaze upon the assorted misfits from The Cobrasnake, Misshapes, Last Night's Party, and Ambrel. We can't imagine how Alex Blagg does it every week. Nevertheless, it's Blue States Lose!

If you're still at the office now, take heart! Sure, you work for a company that keeps you past one on a holiday weekend, but you know how to get back at them? Waste company time while reading Blue States Lose! Alex Blagg escorts you around Last Night's Party , The Cobrasnake, and Misshapes.

Florida: Home of rednecks in the north, rich folks in the south, and your grandparents if you're Jewish. This week it's also home to everyone's favorite nightlife photography roundup, Blue States Lose! Take a Sunshine State-themed stroll through Last Night's Party , The Cobrasnake, and Miami Rockstars with tour guide Alex Blagg.

Use some variation of the word douchebag. Mention the MisShapes, The Cobrasnake, Ambrel, and Last Night's Party. Credit Alex Blagg. Add water. Voila, it's Blue States Lose.

The DipShits forgot to update their page with pretty pictures from their cool party this week, but fear not, for the Cobrasnake was on hand to document all the douchebaggery for them. That's why Alex Blagg is spending most of this week with the Snake, with a brief detour at Ambrel. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Blue States Lose.

If there's one thing Blue States Lose inspires in its legion of fans, it's strange new enthusiasms. After all, one can only stare at so many pictures from MisShapes, The Cobrasnake, andAmbrel before something grabs one by one's upturned lapels and firmly shakes one to the core. This week, Alex Blagg's world is rocked by appliqu jewelry. Will yours be too?

Birthdays always make our hearts happy, especially when they're being celebrated by our friends at MisShapes, The Cobrasnake, Ambrel, and Last Night's Party. It's a very festive Blue States Lose this week, even if Alex Blagg does make fun of our videographer.

We don't want to spoil the surprise too much, but this week's Blue States Lose, everyone's favorite survey of hipster party photography, may or may not introduce a recurring character who appears in the scrum of The Cobrasnake and Last Night's Party. Has Alex Blagg found a replacement for the much missed One Half Nelson? The answer is after the jump.

User-generated content: It's all the rage these days. But how best to harness the energy of our talented team of readers when it comes to mocking the hipsters who show up on The Cobrasnake and Last Night's Party? After the jump, Alex Blagg figures it all out, with a little help from YOU.

There's no better cure for the blues than a quick trip through Blue States Lose. Our hearts may be heavy, but they'll certainly be lightened by a quick tour of The Cobrasnake, Last Night's Party, Misshapes, and Ambrel.

Why do we love Fridays? Well, the week comes to a close. We're able to have some time to ourselves. And, of course, it's the day of Blue States Lose, where all of our friends from The Cobrasnake, Last Night's Party, and Misshapes receive a fond and friendly assessment.

Madre de dios, it's colder than a witch's snatch out there. But would you like to go to a place where there is no cold? Where hipsters and fashionistas mingle together, casting off the shackles of conventional society? Us too. Unfortunately, the best we can offer you is Misshapes, the singular subject of today's Blue States Lose. Journey past the jump with your tour guide, Alex Blagg. And wear layers, it's freakin' freezing.

As the clock slowly creeps toward the inevitable end of another winter workweek, let's take a moment to celebrate those who don't have to work, because they get by on being fabulous. That's right, it's Blue States Lose, where take a hard-hitting look at the downtown denizens you see on The Cobrasnake, Last Night's Party, andMisshapes.

It's a dull and gray afternoon, but that doesn't mean you can't let the light in. That's right, it's Blue States Lose, where we cast our torch upon the twunts who show up at The Cobrasnake, Last Night's Party, andMisshapes.

It's a balmy Friday afternoon, and the perfect time to take a look at the people who fear to venture out in this weather lest their carefully applied jackass makeup wash off. We speak of the hipsters who populate the pages of The Cobrasnake, Last Night's Party, Misshapes, Steve Aoki's Fucking Blog, and Ambrel.